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paratactician:

caliginouspyxidion asked you:

“Karkat… I, er, I’m afraid you may be clutching the wrong John,” said Rose, trenchancy softening in the weary darkness, “the, uh, uncompromising physique that I believe you’re currently nuzzling belongs to nice Mr Constantine; now, let me see if I can get some more light going in here and then we can - aha! - well, yes, I should explain.”

Karkat didn’t so much fall off the bed as fly off it, scrabbling limbs propelling him out from under the single sheet at the kind of velocity which in a just universe would have left little cartoon dust-clouds drifting in his wake. He hit the far wall and clung there in a half-crouch, splayed, eyes two golden circles of horror in the soft, inconveniently sensual radiance of the art deco table-lamp.

“What the fuck,” he said, with the mechanical precision of those only a stutter-step from the abyss.

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DUDE YES

So this is presumably where I say sorts of things like…

You not only stepped UP to the plate, good sir (we’re going to have to go with sexy cookery here okay; fuck me if I’ma do a sports analogy, all alone, when you are the star it’s you); you then tossed ONTO that plate - with not merely finesse but also the largest largesse (and of course your penesse) - an aggressively butter-seared leviathan of a BONERSTEAK, which lay there casually simpering on said platitudinous not-a-baseball plate, buoyed by its own visceral bonery effervescence, secret and deep, as a teeming ensemble of artistically wilted rocket bonerleaves caressed its marbled tumescent form, like creeping wet tendrils shuddering through time along the fallen columns of the last known Earth temple of Himeros.

I may not have been around on Tumblr much, like, ever, but lo! - I know when these things are called for.

Basically: I just thought Rose/Constantine/wtfKarkat done by pT would be lols and magic. And, well duh, ‘twas.

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    • #seriously
    • #check out my boner
    • #in case i hadnt made that clear
    • #if you cant take the meat get outta the ...dickchen
    • #almost rhymes with
    • #paratactician
    • #by the way
    • #morpheus called
    • #(naturally)
    • #he wants his enormous swishy universe cloak back
    • #he knows what youre trying to hide under it
    • #and says youre gonna need a bigger cloak anyway
    • #because your boner is the gargantuanest it is ever being
    • #oh
    • #this is my first post in two months
    • #apologies to any newish followers
    • #in case you were hoping for
    • #i dunno
    • #what were you actually hoping for
    • #abandon all hope ye who enter here
    • #pass directly to the second circle of hell
    • #and we can work from there
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from Canto XXIX

She is submarine, she is an octopus, she is
A biological process,
So Arnaut turned there
Above him the wave pattern cut in the stone
Spire-top alevel the well-curb
And the tower with cut stone above that, saying:          
          ”I am afraid of the life after death.”

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    • #world poetry day
    • #ezra pound
    • #telling it like it is
    • #lol j/k
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Letter to Robert Graves

24 July 1918                         American Red Cross Hospital, No. 22
                                                98-99 Lancaster Gate, W.2


Dear Roberto, 
I’d timed my death in action to the minute
(The Nation with my deathly verses in it). 
The day told off—13—(the month July)—
The picture planned—O Threshold of the dark!
And then, the quivering songster failed to die
Because the bloody Bullet missed its mark.

Here I am; they would send me back—
Kind M.O. at Base; Sassoon’s morale grown slack;
Swallowed all his proud high thoughts and acquiesced.
O Gate of Lancaster, O Blightyland the Blessed.

No visitors allowed
Since Friends arrived in crowd—
Jabber—Gesture—Jabber—Gesture—Nerves went phut and
          failed
After the first afternoon when MarshMoonStreetMeiklejohn
          ArdoursandenduranSitwellitis prevailed,
Caused complications and set my brain a-hop;
Sleeplessexasperuicide, O Jesu make it stop!

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    • #world poetry day
    • #siegfried sassoon
    • #robert graves
    • #otp
    • #um
    • #or something
    • #also this is like some cool proto avant-garde stuff going on here
    • #n'est pas
    • #i don't know i did classics
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oldhollywood:

Poster Art: Polish edition (click on individual posters for artist/film info) (via)

These are cool. I kinda love the one for Cabaret. And Les Enfants Du Paradis. And, while I’ve not seen the film (although for all you rabid fans of Teutonic Knights out there, I just found the whole thing on Youtube), the pose in the Krzyżacy poster reminds me of one or two pieces of art I may have seen around these parts before…

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    • #film
    • #film posters
    • #cp makes everything about homestuck
    • #whoops
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reuters:

Student protesters and pedestrians run away from a jet of water released from a riot police vehicle during a demonstration against the government demanding changes in the public state education system in Santiago March 15, 2012. 
Chilean students have been protesting against what they say is profiteering in the state education system. [REUTERS/Ivan Alvarado]
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reuters:

Student protesters and pedestrians run away from a jet of water released from a riot police vehicle during a demonstration against the government demanding changes in the public state education system in Santiago March 15, 2012.

Chilean students have been protesting against what they say is profiteering in the state education system. [REUTERS/Ivan Alvarado]

(via fotojournalismus)

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aeromachia:

caliginouspyxidion:

tuttifruttipointnshooty:

aeromachia:

gattycat:

caliginouspyxidion:

Not only is the walk up the hill totally worth it for the basilica, it’s a goddamned beautiful view. (That domed building rising above the rest of the city is the Duomo.) I mean, seriously. Look at it. I didn’t want to leave. But then someone suggested gelato.

Also oh! those doors! I’ll have some like that in my castle dining room, I think. And hire Aragorn to open and close them dramatically on the hour like a sexy brazen cuckoo clock.

heavy doors
opened by attractive men
regularly

Reblogging for sexy brazen cuckoo clock. 

reblogging because when Katie and I were younger we used to replay the bit when Aragorn opens the doors over and over again

that bit and the bit where Captain Jack Sparrow doffs his hat to the hanging pirates

to the extent that LOTR and POTC have sort of blurred in my mind into Sexy Beards Montage: The Movie

Oh man, I would buy the dvd of that movie

For a new Tumblr user such as myself, it is …edifying to note the most rebloggable aspects of my posts. Edifying, and yet somehow unsurprising. Clearly if I am to achieve any sense of tumblaccomplishment in the future I must aim for fewer arty photos, more unwarranted comments about fitties with beards. 

TL;DR: fuck this arty bullshit ima just post beardy gifs now k

beardy gif

yes arwen i be making that face too

I’m sorry Lucinda I was going to make some kind of substantial comment like “I am also interested in Florence” or “Galadriel is also p hot” but then there was this

#aragorn in florence: the movie #aragorn opens some heavy doors #everyone’s knickers fall off #aragorn shags everyone #the end #ps there are many sequels

it’s good to know you’re getting accustomed to the place.

ps is boromir in the sequels, enquiring minds etc

im in ur sequelz

sexin ur elf-folk

(I wasn’t sure whom you considered worthy of Boromir sexing, so I went with ‘anyone/everyone’ as the safe option. Also I couldn’t find any decent gifs, hence the crappy picture. Working with what I got here… These are barren times. We need more heavy doors, stat. That’ll bring ‘em running. Dashingly. Beards billowing gently in the breeze.)

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    • #there was a time
    • #a brief time but a time nonetheless
    • #when i was a respectable photo blogger
    • #now i ship with gifs
    • #beardy gifs
    • #except this isnt even a sodding gif
    • #fucksake
    • #i hate myself
    • #this is great
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tuttifruttipointnshooty:

aeromachia:

gattycat:

caliginouspyxidion:

Not only is the walk up the hill totally worth it for the basilica, it’s a goddamned beautiful view. (That domed building rising above the rest of the city is the Duomo.) I mean, seriously. Look at it. I didn’t want to leave. But then someone suggested gelato.
Also oh! those doors! I’ll have some like that in my castle dining room, I think. And hire Aragorn to open and close them dramatically on the hour like a sexy brazen cuckoo clock.

heavy doors
opened by attractive men
regularly
Reblogging for sexy brazen cuckoo clock. 

reblogging because when Katie and I were younger we used to replay the bit when Aragorn opens the doors over and over again
that bit and the bit where Captain Jack Sparrow doffs his hat to the hanging pirates
to the extent that LOTR and POTC have sort of blurred in my mind into Sexy Beards Montage: The Movie

Oh man, I would buy the dvd of that movie

For a new Tumblr user such as myself, it is …edifying to note the most rebloggable aspects of my posts. Edifying, and yet somehow unsurprising. Clearly if I am to achieve any sense of tumblaccomplishment in the future I must aim for fewer arty photos, more unwarranted comments about fitties with beards. 
TL;DR: fuck this arty bullshit ima just post beardy gifs now k

yes arwen i be making that face too
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tuttifruttipointnshooty:

aeromachia:

gattycat:

caliginouspyxidion:

Not only is the walk up the hill totally worth it for the basilica, it’s a goddamned beautiful view. (That domed building rising above the rest of the city is the Duomo.) I mean, seriously. Look at it. I didn’t want to leave. But then someone suggested gelato.

Also oh! those doors! I’ll have some like that in my castle dining room, I think. And hire Aragorn to open and close them dramatically on the hour like a sexy brazen cuckoo clock.

heavy doors
opened by attractive men
regularly

Reblogging for sexy brazen cuckoo clock. 

reblogging because when Katie and I were younger we used to replay the bit when Aragorn opens the doors over and over again

that bit and the bit where Captain Jack Sparrow doffs his hat to the hanging pirates

to the extent that LOTR and POTC have sort of blurred in my mind into Sexy Beards Montage: The Movie

Oh man, I would buy the dvd of that movie

For a new Tumblr user such as myself, it is …edifying to note the most rebloggable aspects of my posts. Edifying, and yet somehow unsurprising. Clearly if I am to achieve any sense of tumblaccomplishment in the future I must aim for fewer arty photos, more unwarranted comments about fitties with beards. 

TL;DR: fuck this arty bullshit ima just post beardy gifs now k

beardy gif

yes arwen i be making that face too

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    • #beardy gifs
    • #aragorn in florence: the movie
    • #aragorn opens some heavy doors
    • #everyone's knickers fall off
    • #aragorn shags everyone
    • #the end
    • #ps there are many sequels
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Not only is the walk up the hill totally worth it for the basilica, it’s a goddamned beautiful view. (That domed building rising above the rest of the city is the Duomo.) I mean, seriously. Look at it. I didn’t want to leave. But then someone suggested gelato.
Also oh! those doors! I’ll have some like that in my castle dining room, I think. And hire Aragorn to open and close them dramatically on the hour like a sexy brazen cuckoo clock.
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Not only is the walk up the hill totally worth it for the basilica, it’s a goddamned beautiful view. (That domed building rising above the rest of the city is the Duomo.) I mean, seriously. Look at it. I didn’t want to leave. But then someone suggested gelato.

Also oh! those doors! I’ll have some like that in my castle dining room, I think. And hire Aragorn to open and close them dramatically on the hour like a sexy brazen cuckoo clock.

    • #my photos
    • #florence
    • #basilica
    • #san miniato al monte
    • #tuscany
    • #italy
    • #church
    • #views of florence
    • #heavy doors
    • #opened by attractive men
    • #regularly
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This is the 13th century mosaic inside San Miniato al Monte. A pitiful attempt at capturing shimmering artistry in the dimmest of shadowy light. With the cheapest possible digital camera ever. (To avoid flat light I tried ISO 800 and 1/2s exposure, and you can juuuust about get a tiny idea of how glorious the golden colours are in real life. Except not really.)
San Miniato/Minas is the figure on the right (inscr. S. Miniatus Rex Erminie). I believe I’ve at least one follower with Armenian inclinations…? Wikipedia articles are only so thrilling. And sadly there doesn’t appear to be any cephalophoric hagiography going on in this scene, since, um, Minas clearly still has his head on.
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This is the 13th century mosaic inside San Miniato al Monte. A pitiful attempt at capturing shimmering artistry in the dimmest of shadowy light. With the cheapest possible digital camera ever. (To avoid flat light I tried ISO 800 and 1/2s exposure, and you can juuuust about get a tiny idea of how glorious the golden colours are in real life. Except not really.)

San Miniato/Minas is the figure on the right (inscr. S. Miniatus Rex Erminie). I believe I’ve at least one follower with Armenian inclinations…? Wikipedia articles are only so thrilling. And sadly there doesn’t appear to be any cephalophoric hagiography going on in this scene, since, um, Minas clearly still has his head on.

    • #my photos
    • #florence
    • #basilica
    • #san miniato al monte
    • #tuscany
    • #italy
    • #church
    • #armenian history
    • #about which i know nothing
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San Miniato al Monte in Florence, one of the most beautiful churches I’ve ever seen.
(This picture doesn’t remotely do justice to the façade, but I’d wanted to capture the creepy broom in the graveyard…)
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San Miniato al Monte in Florence, one of the most beautiful churches I’ve ever seen.

(This picture doesn’t remotely do justice to the façade, but I’d wanted to capture the creepy broom in the graveyard…)

    • #my photos
    • #florence
    • #basilica
    • #san miniato al monte
    • #italy
    • #tuscany
    • #church
    • #freaky broom placement
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